i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
