i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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