I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
My pussy is not your playground.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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