thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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