i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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