He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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