If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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