It's Friday. Sex?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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