I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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