And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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