How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize