I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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