Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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