Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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