this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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