I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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