Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I have aggressive nipples.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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