i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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