i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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