You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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