sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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