i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
