No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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