if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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