Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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