good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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