I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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