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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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