Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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