Fine. I'll sleep in my office
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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