"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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