i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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