I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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