32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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