Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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