Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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