I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We had to coat check the pizza.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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