Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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