dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
