do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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