I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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