Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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