I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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