How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
she peed on how many people?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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