I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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