Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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