HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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