I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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