so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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