The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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