woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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