I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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